The Johnson

The Johnson Review

I love Ice Cube and Kevin Hart is a really funny guy, but don’t go into this movie expecting the story to make any sense cause it fuckin’ doesn’t . I had some laughs, so it did what it was supposed to do. I wish it was written better cause it could have been funny and had a decent story all in one. Guess I’m asking too much of the movie gods. Anyhow you want a nice chuckle it’s the one for you. Will I ever see this movie again? No not even when it comes to HBO and I have to choose between Ride Along and Teen Mom Imma choose Teen Mom every time. Stars: ** out ****


Ride Along Official Synopsis:

1hr 40min – Rated PG-13 – Comedy/Action/Adventure Director: Tim Story – Cast: Ice Cube, Kevin Hart, John Leguizamo, Bruce McGill, Tika Sumpter For the past two years, high-school security guard Ben has been trying to show decorated APD detective James that he’s more than just a video-game junkie who’s unworthy of James’ sister, Angela. When Ben finally gets accepted into the academy, he thinks he’s earned the seasoned policeman’s respect and asks for his blessing to marry Angela. Knowing that a ride along will demonstrate if Ben has what it takes to take care of his sister, James invites him on a shift designed to scare the hell out of the trainee. But when the wild night leads them to the most notorious criminal in the city, James will find that his new partner’s rapid-fire mouth is just as dangerous as the bullets speeding at it.