The Johnson

The Johnson Review

This boring piece of shit fucking story takes you 15-20 mins before you have slightest fucking clue of what is taking place before your eyes. Just proves my fuckin’ theory if it’s in 3d no need to even fucking try to make the story good they just go in to a room sit down and toss ideas around and then that one dumb fuck stands up and says let’s do this shit in 3d and everyone around the table says you are a fuckin’ genius why didn’t I think of that? Boom! That’s the story already written for us guys in this 5 fucking second meeting . Well, let’s just say don’t waste your fuckin’ life save your eyeballs from this tragedy stay fuckin’ sane and bypass this garbage. Stars * out of ****

 

I Frankstein Official Snyopsis:

1hr 32min – Rated PG-13 – Horror/Suspense/Thriller Director: Stuart Beattie – Cast: Aaron Eckhart, Bill Nighy, Yvonne Strahovski, Aden Young, Miranda Otto Two hundred years after his shocking creation, Dr. Frankenstein’s creature, Adam, still walks the earth. But when he finds himself in the middle of a war over the fate of humanity, Adam discovers he holds the key that could destroy humankind.