by Condoleeza Applebottom
(Hey Ma!, don’t read this one, okay? Okay. For real – no peeking, ’cause I’m ’bout to write something you shouldn’t see!)
Here’s the thing — I would call Donald Trump a “dick”, but I like “dick” so I won’t call him that. In my opinion, he’s a supreme JACKASS who seems to be against EVERYTHING that could help people! I find myself saying he’s “contrary”. And, of course, he clearly has issues with Barack Obama and anything Mr. Obama ever did for this country. And then, it hit me–
Trump truly IS the Anti-C.H.R.I.S.T.
There you go. And so, on this day where we celebrate(d) the birth of Christ, I pray, Dear Lord, You save the world from the lout called Trump. I know You say we shouldn’t name-call and that any “judgment” should be left up to You, so please forgive my sins of calling that guy a name and for judging him. Tsk! Okay, who am I kidding? I don’t mean what I just prayed. I wanna call him a name and I cain’t help but judge his contrary behind, so please forgive me for that, too!
Educate yourself. Think for yourself.
… I’m out …